OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE JEJEMONS I JUST SAW LIKE 4 OF THEM AND OH MY GOD WHAT WERE THEY WEARING IT’S LIKE I’M TRYING TO STAY CALM BUT LIKE INSIDE ME I’M SCREAMING “OH MAI GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY WEARING” LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES LIKE SRSLY WITH THAT BIG ASS TANK TOP AND LEGGINGS AND THAT STUPID HAT AND THAT HAIR AND THOSE TROUSERS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK OH GOD IT WAS SO HORRIBLE MY EYES WERE LIKE BLEEDING ALREADY
like order of the phoenix.
harry could have called sirius and been all
“hay bro, you okay?”
and sirus would just be
jamesharry. just chillin wit mah betches.”
DEPARTMENT OF MYSTERIES CRISIS AVERTED
sirius totally has harry in his contacts as “Prongs 2” by the way.
and harry could be calling dumbledore whenever he’s away from hogwarts to keep him up to date on the whole HOLY SHIT SORCEROR’S STONE IS UNDER ATTACK.
and when the entrance to 9 and three quarters sealed harry could have went “HEY WE R LOST CAN U PICK RON AND I UP. THX” to dumbledore
during goblet of fire he could of just texted fleur when he was with the mermaids and been all “hey. u OK? ur sister is here.” and instead of waiting and getting last place, she could of just been all “LOL GOT ATTACKED BY GRINDLOWS I’M OUT.”
also, bellatrix would have a fucking ball with a camera phone. she’d be sending nude pics of herself to voldy and trying to impress him and he’d be all
OH MY GOD BELLATRIX STOP TEXTING ME YOU HO
and snape probably sent pictures of his dick to lily after she married james with the caption “YOU’RE MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THIS, LIL.”
i can see sirius and remus sexting non stop.
and deathly hallows?
snape wouldn’t have had to fuck around with the whole LETS PLACE THE SWORD IN THE BOTTOM OF A LAKE AND HOPE HARRY FINDS IT. he could have just texted him from an anon number and been all “hey dumbass, go three feet west and get that fucking sword. BRING A COAT.”
when ron got lost he wouldn’t have to screw with the deluminator. he could have just texted harry “IM LOST CAN U TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK.” and bam, we wouldn’t have hermione crying or anything.
they would totally prank call voldemort too. “HEY UR MOM IS A WHORECRUX, TOM. LOLOLOLOL.”
and the luna missing thing?
“luna what can you tell us about Deathly Hallows.”
and she could have just told them and stuff without them getting nearly killed. again.
and those answering places where you text a question, hermione would be using that all the time. and ron would be asking them how to pick up babes.
GOD IT WOULD HAVE MADE ALL OF THEIR LIVES SO MUCH EASIER
This is relevant.
<3 I love this.
A DATE WITH ORGANIC CHEMISTRY TOMORROW. OH JOY. And I have no fucking idea how to do our presentation in Phar3. I’ll just cross my fingers. LOL