The Quest for Impossible Things
December 2010
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
When total strangers are taking pictures in public, I look directly at the camera expressionlessly; hoping that when they look back at it, it will appear as though some psychopath is looking them in the eyes through the photo.
DO I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL NEXT WEEK?
If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn't and her mom died 4 days later.
WHY?! :(
not risking it
Gym Leader uses FULL RESTORE on their last pokemon.
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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FILIPINO SEX, eh? Di ba’t nakakasira ng momentum pag nakakatawa yung binabanggit ng partner mo pag umaaksyon na kayo?
YOU FILIPINO PANSIT EATING MOTHER HAMPER.
Alam nyo ba nang pakinggan ko ‘to, naka-loudspeaker ako? Pinagtinginan ako ng mga tao dito sa bahay. Pero syet. Haha! Oh my gad. Itz beri beri big tubig yung titi mo! Ay dyusko. U pilipino pansit eating mader hamper! Is dat ur tongue? O yes d tongue! Yes de tongue! O da pinger! Nat da pinger! Yes de pinger! Putanginang shit.
Sinong nanay mo?
Sinong nanay mo?!
SINONG NANAY MO??!!
DEPUTA, ANG SAKIT SA BANGS!
WHAT THE FUCK
From International News, CNN: NASA reports, that by the next 10 months, earth gets hotter by 4 degrees from now. Himalayan glaciers are melting at rapid rate. Our climate is changing drastically and it's getting worse. So we must help fight Global Warming by doing the following steps: Plants more trees, Don't waste water, water is so precious. Use cloth bag instead of plastic. Don't burn plastic. And RE-BLOG this. Share this and be a part. SAVE OUR PLANET.
FAKE NEWS BUT WE SHOULD STILL BE AWARE.
A phase in life
elfy:
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG
This was your Barney:
NOW THAT YOU’RE OLDER,
This is your Barney:
TRUE
That moment where you just stare down the cockroach and decide whether to hit it or not
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.
Dude,
srsly.
Wants to watch Darren Criss tomorrow.
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence
Then you realize you’re wrong and you’re like:
Hurr
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